无厘头

小姑娘May 31开始上了大班，小milestone.
记录一下小姑娘的无厘头语录。

1.最近特喜欢刷牙，每晚要刷两次，一次用手动牙刷，一次用电动让妈妈帮着刷。牙膏也特感兴趣。一天指着大人用的牙膏,what's this, mom?我说,妈妈用的牙膏。她有点小好奇，does animal also need brush teeth? ft...俺暂且假定这两句之间无联系。

2. 从toddler班毕业了，带着她去给老师买card +gift card以表谢意，跟她说是要give your teachers a gift。回家路上，想着孩子大了话多，要是当着别的老师面说送gift card不好，就叮嘱，不要跟老师说，妈妈会把card和gift card放在老师信箱。她就问why.我只好说，给老师一个surprise.我写卡片，问，你想跟老师说什么呀？小姑娘凑到我耳朵旁，I want to say, happy surprise!

3.这个是老笑话了。给小姑娘读书知道什么是healthy food,什么是junk food.一日，到CVS，顺手买了些candy.小姑娘和我一起check out,拿过东西，跟cashier说，I bought a lot of junk food today. It is ok to eat a little bit junk food.

4. 天热了，小姑娘饭不好好吃。妈妈为给她带中饭发愁。爸爸说容易，破天荒要给娃准备中饭。第一天吃的还不错，爸爸沾沾自喜的说，看，我几分钟就能弄好。第二天，剩了不少，爸爸问为啥，娃说 "Ashley (her assistant teacher) said I should not eat the fruit can, it is sweet, has too much sugar, it is junk food, no good to my body."爸爸一阵尴尬，只好避重就轻，“Is Ashley the pretty young teacher?”小姑娘说，“yes, she wants me to eat healthy food as she does, so I can groooow up as pretty as her.”